Rubber Room

[falconfansconscience]

this is falconfans conscience:

" what have i done? My quest for popularity, that was originated because my mom (bless her soul) didn't hold me enough, hasn't gotten to a point of no return! What am I going to do now??? (<pattern here)

"have I become that person, that finally finds a 2 legged creature to marry me, I"m going to cheat on them on our wedding night. Because I have no self respect (<another clue)!!! Hopefully, I can hide behind a computer because it's my only source to find a friend! Hell I've already turned a whole state agianst me, maybe if I try the whole world I'll find 1 person to be my friend!"

"maybe tomorrow, I'll go bum fighting because i think i can get away with it!"ope:

 

[falconfansconscience]

"I just thought of something...(<more clues) maybe if I dye my hair nobody on the internet will recognize me...that'll fool em"

 

[falconfansconscience]

...maybe I'll dye my hair, that way they won't recognize me on the internet...that'll fool em"

 

[falconfansconscience]

:tongue2:

Falconfan you are one dumb fuck.

You just took a huge shit right on the palm of the hand that feeds you.


Bon Appetite meathead.

watch that 21-4 slowly turn into 13-12 thanks to your childish need for cyber-glory.

falconfans conscience: "holy cow batman...now I've got a senior memeber at this forum calling me out...think think think...maybe he has a point...what should i do...think think think...I know!!! I'm going to ignore it, that'll make it go away...He doesn't understand, I'm doing this to help others NOT myself...that's why I cut and paste from other forums, not because I'm lazy...i want the attention....wait wait wait, i don't want the attention I'm trying to be a nice guy...but oh does it feel good for people to pay attention to me...i'm going to go an play with myself now!"

GL2A

 

[falconfansconscience]

I know what a bunch of girls, over here racing from that forum to come "rescue" the system. Arguing all over eachother. I fell victim too, but little chciks racing to type in Play or no play. Oh well, i will be doing the same.

hmmm...i don't know what i said here...hopefully people don't think i'm as dumb as i type

 

[falconfansconscience]

schedule tomorrow:
9am...play with myself
9:01...clean myself off

9:45 go to Denny''s and take tips off the table

rest of the day is wide open

 

[falconfansconscience]

opps forgot...i've got to be at work by 10:00 those bathrooms won't clean themselves!!!

 

[PBR]

So who do you like tonight?

 

[djmatt]

stop yelling at me